It’s time to go football bowling. We roll a perfect game with ten twelve strikes below.
- It says here that the playoff committee got it exactly right and in the right order. If Tennessee’s Hooker was healthy maybe they flip with Bama at five, but the point is moot for two reasons. One, he isn’t. Two, teams five and six aren’t in the top four regardless.
- Nick Saban’s campaign to enter the top four as the weekend’s bowling pins were falling his way was 1) his job, and 2) borderline groveling. Comparing losses and near misses to another team’s “weaker wins” isn’t too becoming. When Nick speaks, the media fawns.
- Another thing that isn’t becoming is Nick’s hair. It’s dyed a near crimson tide red and fewer and fewer sit daily on his head. Maybe old St Nick can gift Nick some plugs for his head similar in size to the ones he was making for his team.
- Clemson’s Dabo Swinney runs rapidly down the hill when his team enters the home field.
It might be symbolic of the team’s direction. They lost two this year and could have easily lost two more. Former five-star Clemson quarterback DJ Uiagalelei entered the transfer portal yesterday after an up-and-down two seasons as the starter. Promising freshman Cade Klubnik takes over. - Clemson squares off in the Orange Bowl against Tennessee which is missing its aforementioned former starter as well. It’s one orange-clad team vs another orange-clad team in the aptly named Orange Bowl.
- USC went from a top-four playoff-bound team to a team bound for the day after New Year’s Cotton Bowl against upstart Tulane in a mere 48 hours. The one PM Monday kickoff in Arlington Texas, where it’s usually around 31 degrees and sleeting that time of the year is sure to attract dozens of USC So Cal-based fans. Lincoln Riley will need to care about defense for USC to ascend higher.
- Meanwhile, it is refreshing to hear Willie Fritz, HC of Tulane, say out loud that he is staying put. Tulane hasn’t been relevant in decades and if he bolted for greener money pastures the Green Wave could return to irrelevancy for decades to come.
- Sometimes the grass isn’t always greener anyway. Scott Frost found that out after leaving a similar upstart in UCF for Nebraska. Billy Napier was the hot name a year ago from ULL. He hasn’t gained too many fans after a year in Gainsville.
- It’s amusing to hear the “experts” tell us that a certain conference is down this year or that year. This always happens when traditionally strong teams lose more games than the “experts” thought they would. For example, the Big 12 is down a bit this year. It is? TCU is in the final four dance. Oklahoma and Texas failed to live up to what the “experts” thought they would do. Perception and perspective.
- The PAC 12 failed to secure a playoff berth. Again. Its been six long years since 2016 when the left coast last participated. Washington lost in the semis that year to Bama 24-7.
- It’s Army v. Navy this Saturday. It doesn’t get better than that.
- The futures lines are out. Georgia is -185, Michigan +220, THE Ohio St +310, and TCU +1300 to win it all. The value looks to be in Michigan and TCU as one of them will get to the final game.
It’ll be a December to remember. Don’t believe us? Ask Lexus.
And with the transitory inflation, if you need a loan to purchase one we’re betting Capital One will advertise a time or two that they’re here to help.
What’s in your wallet?
Hopefully, it’s a ticket on Michigan to win it all.