We’re emptying the virtual notebook today. It’s important to clean it out before our staff takes a research trip to the motherland of Scotland. BBR will be dark next week. Why do we drive on a parkway yet park on a driveway? Nevermind. Why did Al Gore invent the transfer portal? Wait, we’re being told …
Is the question, “Has America failed today’s youth?” Or, is the question, “How has America failed today’s youth?” It starts in the home. The percentage of two-parent households has fallen significantly in the last half-century. Between 1970 and 2022 the percentage of white children living with two decreased from 90 to 77%, Hispanics from 77 …
Once achieved a masterpiece is best left as the only one. Those who signed up for Caddyshack II can readily attest to that. But, the young are unimpressed. They’re auditioning on college campuses across the land for roles in Animal House II. The would-be actors are smart we assume, but too dumb to know any …
It has been a minute and a half since we dropped 10 in the grease. Without further delay your order is below. Michigan is a major battleground state in November. Polls have it as a dead heat at this moment. Who can get out the vote? Michigan has a sizeable pro-Palestinian population. One by one …
As the world rapidly evolves so does the attempt to redefine already-defined words or expressions. It’s infuriating to some. Below we decided to redefine some 24 redefined words, phrases, and people previously defined. The previous word salad sentence was brought to you by our revered VP Kamala Harris. hate speech- any spoken or written words …
We know how. Fill a backpack, pay a coyote, cross the river, and enter the US illegally. In the game of Monopoly, pass Go, collect $200, and head for a street name that’s determined by a roll of the dice. Illegal border crossing isn’t as dicey as Monopoly anymore and it’s way more lucrative …
It’s cold outside, but ten nuggets below will warm your innards and get the blood flowing. Biden warned Iran and told us as much. “Don’t.” He paused. “Don’t, don’t, don’t.” They did. Does he remember reinstating aid to them to the tune of $6 billion for “humanitarian purposes?” Is the 160th attack on a US …
