Cromartie Goes AWOL in NOLA.

With less than one day to go till the Lenten Season begins, BBR asked Antonio Cromartie to take in the sights, sounds, and decadence of NOLA on Mardi Gras Day and give us a look at it though his eyes.  Predictably, and unfortunately, ole Antonio headed head first into the merriment and hasn’t reported back like any good reporter would.  Our guess is that he’ll be swallowed by the swale and swill of it all for quite sometime.    So much for pending Lenten promises.

We dialed up emergency relief help to show us the story.  The BBR staff came to the rescue.  Below are several photos of the French Quarter scene on a picture perfect Fat Tuesday.  Iphones take great pictures, but if you are looking at the post on one give the big file a moment to load.  Regardless, here are eighteen photos and a very brief explanation/title to act as your tour guide.  Enjoy.  Enjoy, but not to the Cromartie level of enjoy, please.

Mardi Gras is much safer than you might think. But, if you look for trouble you’ll find it.

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French Quarter corner balconies are architectually very cool!

 

One of many, many Mardi Gras day floats.

 

Robert E. Lee mourns the removal of his statue at Lee Circle not too far away.

 

Blue sky, nothing but blue sky.

 

If you like old world preservation hop on a plane if you haven’t ever been.

 

Like Emeril, the party kicked it up a notch.

 

Trumpty Dumpty.

 

Did we mention 19th century architechture?

 

Your guess is as good as……….

 

Jesus is looking over this debauchery in the background from the back of the St. Louis Cathedral.

 

If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the ………sun.

 

Saints fans feel like Goodell sent in clowns to do a ref’s job.

 

If you want these beads you’ll need to………..

 

The words ” totally awesome” come to mind.

 

The word “awesome” still is top of mind.

 

Bourbon St. is cleaner now than it will be come midnight.

 

Antonio, wherefore art thou Antonio?

Halftime Score -14 from 7.

As the BBR staff descended yesterday on the city of New Orleans for a little Mardi Gras fun today, we couldn’t help but think of Antonio Cromartie.  Mardi Gras means Fat Tuesday.  Fat Tuesday is the day before Ash Wednesday in the Catholic religion.  Ash Wednesday officially kicks of the Lenten Season, or Lent.

Lent is traditionally described as lasting for 40 days, in commemoration of the 40 days Jesus spent fasting in the desert, according to the Gospels of Matthew, Mark, and Luke, during which he endured temptation by Satan.  During Lent devout Catholics give up or fast from one or more of their favorite foods, drinks, or activities.

So based on the above clearly the catholic religion, Mardi Gras, lent, restraint, and Cromartie would make for strange bedfellows don’t you say?  Therein lies the connection actually.  Cromartie has apparently never met a strange bedfellow.

Antonio Cromartie (born April 15, 1984) is a former NFL starting cornerback.   He played college football at Florida State and was drafted in the first round (19th overall) by the San Diego Chargers in the 2006 NFL Draft. He was selected to four Pro Bowls and was a first-team All-Pro in 2007 after leading the league in interceptions. Cromartie is credited with the longest play in NFL history, returning a missed field goal 109 yards for a touchdown in 2007.   He also played for the Arizona Cardinals, New York Jets and Indianapolis Colts.

Productive might be a word used to describe his career on the field. He played defense. But, on another playing field Cromartie might be called prolific.  There he plays offense.  And,  Antonio’s greatest talent is scoring.   His 14 children at the age of 33 arrived via seven baby mamas.  So the score, which we clearly hope is the final score, is children 14, baby mamas 7.  But, at only 33 years of age we might have only reached halftime.

Several years back when the baby count had reached the meager total of only eight, Antonio was interviewed for a segment on the HBO show Hard Knocks. It’s 1 minute and 27 seconds of pure gold and definitely worth another look.   At that point three of his children were each three years old.  None of the three were twins, nor were they triplets.  Three kids all three years old from three women has to be a record.  3,3,3.  It has to be, doesn’t it?

Cromartie owes, and we assume pays, $336,000 in child support a year.   We hope that he saved/invested wisely from his successful on field career to fund his successful playing the field career.

Mardi Gras gives one a last shot at decadence before Lent sets us straight.  Mr. Cromartie could be the king of this carnival.  He more than qualifies.  We aren’t judging.   Are we?

Lent?  Well, so far, not so much for him.  There is still time though.  It’s only halftime.

We’ll be back after these commercials ladies and gentlemen.  Once again, the score 14 from 7.

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

We Heard You Mr. Cummings.

In the last seven days passion has come to the fore.  Robert Kraft news kicked it off as we learned of his passion for massages (cheap ones at that) and women of the Asian persuasion.  President Trump (who loves the ladies quite a bit as well) was passionate in his attempt to get North Korea to denuke.  Never be afraid to walk from a deal that doesn’t get close enough to your ask, never.  Michael Cohen was passionate in his hate for his former client Donald Trump.  Maybe he was too passionate as he likely will face additional charges for again lying to the House of Representatives.  Elijah Cummings passionately implored America to do better than this!

We heard Mr. Cummings.  After a week of too much misdirected, failed, or ill-advised passion we decided to end it on a somewhat lighter note that allows us to forget for a bit all of the above.  Sports.  Now that’s passion directed in the right direction 24/7.  Combatants on any field, arena, or track of competition bring out the love of the game in all of us.  Their actions and subsequent achievements are plenty enough to gain a sense of the love for their chosen filed of dreams.  But, sometimes their passion spills over into their words as well.  Below we offer to you in no particular order some inspirational quotes from some intense sport folks.

1.  “You can’t always control circumstances. However, you can always control your attitude, approach, and response. Your options are to complain or to look ahead and figure out how to make the situation better.” ― Tony Dungy

2.  “If you can believe it, the mind can achieve it.” – Ronnie Lott

3.“The more I practice, the luckier I get.” – Gary Player

4.  “Believe me, the reward is not so great without the struggle.” – Wilma Rudolph

5“Excellence is not a singular act but a habit. You are what you do repeatedly.” – Shaquille O’Neal

Perhaps Shaq should have practiced free throws repeatedly.  But we, otherwise, couldn’t agree with him more.  This weekend I am repeatedly going to try to be excellent at having fun.  The passion of the real world necessitates the escape to the fun.

 

 

 

 

 

Just, Just…..And the Beat Goes On.

Last week, riding its post All Star NBA weekend high, nike unveiled its latest technologically advanced, lightest weight, and most breathable basketball sneaker ever.  Just Do It.  It’s light weight was achieved by removing the entire outsole.  With the entire bottom of the foot exposed the air circulation is second to none.  It was quite the stage for the reveal as Duke was hosting North Carolina in a great ACC showdown.  It was so unexpected just 18 seconds into the contest that Zion Williamson was unprepared for it and he sprained his knee as a result.  Duke was so unprepared for it that they got hammered by NC in their own Cameron Area without Zion. We trust that nike was unprepared for it as well.

Meanwhile President Trump was busy selling and building a wall on the U.S. southern border.  He was all in joining Nancy Reagan’s early 80’s campaign of Just Say No to drugs.  Mr. Trump’s triumph in 2016 gives him the political clout to keep pushing.  He says that amongst other things the wall will stop the massive amount of illegal drugs entering into our country on a daily basis.  Half of America is so unprepared for it that they attempt to verbally tear it down as it’s being built.

Nike has been riding high due to its Just Do It campaign and great connection to basketball on all levels for over forty years.  A wise owl told us that the combined market share of nike and Air Jordan sneaks command a combined 92 percent of the basketball shoe market.

Unfortunately America has been riding high for those 40 years and then some on drugs in spite of Mrs. Reagan’s Just Say no campaign and thousands of DEA and border agents best efforts.

It’s highly likely that the nike blowout on the hardwood will have little negative effect on their sales and gaudy market share numbers.  While we write and while you sleep the sewing machines in China and beyond that forgot to sew Zion’s pair are busy 24/7 sewing millions of pairs.

It’s also highly likely that the Trump wall will have little negative effect on the abundant supply of drugs.  Global weed growers and pill makers are likely busy 24/7 as well.

If the roles were reversed and the Just Do It slogan was used to help the wall and the Just Say No one was used to try slow nike sales we also doubt that either would have any negative effect.  Demand is what it is for nike, and, for very different and unfortunate reasons, for illegal drugs.

Therefore, supply always attempts to satiate demand.  Always.  Money always wins out.  Always.

Sonny and Cher sung the hit song “And the Beat Goes On way back in 1967.

And so it does.

 

 

 

Kraft Heinz and Kraft-Food for Thought.

As Thursday, February 21st faded into the evening like week-old roses, who knew what was in store for the dead of winter Friday, February 22nd?  After all, on Wall St. what is known as the triple witching hour had already come and gone Friday a week prior.  But, the world of business, sports, and life came together and had a triple witching hour all of its own.

Prior to the market’s open Kraft Heinz Corporation came clean about being dirty and bad.  Kraft Heinz shocked investors Thursday when it posted a gigantic loss due to the write down of its Kraft and Oscar Mayer brands, slashed its dividend and disclosed an SEC probe into its accounting.  Krafty accounting some say.  Oh, and perhaps it forgot its most important mission-make tasty products that people actually want to buy and eat.  Analyst’s note that increasingly food shoppers are headed to the healthier aisles including fresh, not processed, foods.  This financial behemoth could have invested more wisely.

But, the Kraft Heinz revelation disgrace paled in comparison to the revelation that Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots, had a warrant issued for his arrest for being dirty and bad too.  Kraft’s name appeared on a list of “John’s” not “Robert’s” that were in trouble for solicitation of prostitution in a Jupiter, FL massage parlor. The Orchid’s of Asia Spa has a menu of services.  You can pay by the half or by the hour.  Apparently the financial transaction and the physical action is all caught on a police surveillance tape.  Krafty cops some say.  This financial behemoth could have invested more wisely.

Kraft becomes the first NFL owner to have six Super Bowl rings and one prostitution ring.  It’s a dubious record that likely no one will ever break, nor will ever want to break.  Perhaps Kraft, like Kraft Heinz, should have made healthier choices.

What is it about the Patriots and getting caught on tape?  And, what is it about Jupiter, Florida, sports figures, and tawdry sex tales?  Tiger Woods had a bit of trouble in this town a few years back.  Town crier, ESPN “NFL Insider Expert,” Adam Schefter tweeted out that his sources state that Mr. Kraft isn’t the only big name that will be exposed (sorry) in this ongoing investigation.  Salacious.

Five years ago Warren Buffet’s company bought Heinz.  Then Heinz bought Kraft.  Buffet rarely swings and misses so, especially with such a great brand name(s).

Roger Goodell is the commish over a great brand name too.  It’s the NFL.  Like it or not, he might have to take a swing on behalf of the league at Robert Kraft.

Kraft Heinz told Wall St. yesterday that they were guilty.  Robert Kraft proclaimed his complete innocence yesterday through his legal team.

We’ll watch too closely like we do all train wrecks.

More Kraft Macaroni and Cheese please.

 

 

 

 

What Would Alexander Graham Bell Say?

Randall Stephenson, AT&T CEO, answered a wide range of questions yesterday in a back and forth with Maria Bartiromo while appearing on the Fox Business Channel.  In ten minutes or so of air time Bartiromo had Stephenson cover his companies finances, outlook, debt, direction, long view of tv viewing, content, etc, etc.

We paraphrase the exchange.  Their 2018 acquisition of Time Warner drove their debt up 40 billion to 173 billion last year.  No worries he said.  Free cash flow from operations would reduce the 40 billion by 75% by year-end 2019 and the dividend was safe.  What does Time Warner bring to your business? Content.  A 90 year library of goodies.  Are you selling CNN?  No, It’s an integral piece.  Your subscriptions for Direct TV have slid 4 consecutive years, did you over pay for this mammoth division?  Not at all he said.  It gives us a platform to reach millions and a chance to convert them to our Direct Now streaming services.  Plus its original content rich as well.  People are getting their content from many other non conventional sources she stated such as YouTube TV, Roku, Netflix.  He agreed and stated that the future looked to him like most households would use two or three different services and that AT&T was well positioned to be a provider of the means as well as the content.

In ten minutes not one word was spoken about the origins of the business, aka the phone, nor its outlook, nor its profitability.  AT&T is the world’s largest telecommunications company, the second largest provider of mobile telephone services, and the largest provider of fixed telephone services in the United States through AT&T Communications.  The phone biz is a cash cow farm.   In short the phone biz is paying for the entertainment acquisition and endless repackaging of its content.  The race for your money by winning your viewing pleasure is on yet again.

AT&T can trace its origin back to the original Bell Telephone Company founded by Alexander Graham Bell after his patenting of the telephone. One of that company’s subsidiaries was American Telephone and Telegraph Company (AT&T), established in 1885.   AT&T eventually established the monopoly known as the Bell System, and during this period, AT&T was also known by the nickname Ma Bell.   The former AT&T was the world’s largest phone company.

In 1982, U.S. regulators broke up the AT&T monopoly, requiring AT&T to divest its regional subsidiaries and turning them each into individual companies. These new companies were known as Regional Bell Operating Companies, or more informally, Baby Bells.  AT&T continued to operate long distance services, but as a result of this breakup, faced competition from new competitors such as MCI and Sprint.  AT&T was in the phone business and phone business only then, but no more.

Speaking of new competition, all of that brings us to this.  Is your telephone and television quality of calls, service, and content any better than it ever was?  On one hand the answer is a resounding yes.  Phone communication is mobile/wireless now.  TV is in 4k Ultra HD and headed to 5.  The plethora of choices in live programming as well as recorded is head spinning.  Watch programming on your phone or on your Ipad or Surface?  No problem.  You can watch what you want, where you want, on what you want, and when you want to.

On the other hand the answer on phones lies in still too many dropped calls, intermittent call clarity, background noisy air pods, tangled ear pods, low battery, dead battery, and lost chargers.  On the other hand the answer on TV lies in much higher costs, satellite bad weather outages, blocked programming, local blackouts, ever-changing content companies, to stream or not, and how many providers do you want providing what you want.  Oh, and there is this small matter of passwords.

AT&T has the word “telegraph” in its name for a reason.  How far have we come?  Very, very.  We’ve come from Morse Code to Al Gore’s Internet at your door/car/phone.

How far and fast will these tied at the hip industries yet go?  Our guess is very and very still.

WWAGBS?  What Would Alexander Graham Bell Say?  Our guess is that he would say one or two things.  One, he would likely say “I would just like a damn phone that works.”  And, two, “Roku this!”

 

The Edmund Fitzgerald

We have a hunch that you have either heard the song “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,” hummed along with it, or even contemplated the words of the over six-minute long ballad.  It’s one of those that once in, you can’t get it out of your head.  It was sung by Gordon Lightfoot and released in 1976.  The popular ballad made the sinking of Edmund Fitzgerald one of the best known disasters in the history of Great Lakes shipping.

But for being one of the better known disasters in Great Lakes history the November 10, 1975 sinking remains to this day quite a mystery.

Some of the known’s follow.

  1. The “Fitz” as it was nicknamed first launched in 1958.  It was the largest ship to have sailed in the Great Lakes and remains the largest to have ever sunk there.
  2. The ship and its crew had safely navigated over 1,000,000 miles in its 17 years in the lakes mostly taking the very same route each time. That is the equivalent of several trips around the globe.
  3. It left Superior, Wisconsin on 11/9 with a quite full load of iron ore (26,000 tons) and was riding low in the water per its design.
  4. Its destination was just outside of Detroit even though Lightfoot sang its destination as Cleveland.
  5. Its captain,Ernest M McSorley, a grizzled veteran, saw the weather forecast prior to embarking and thought the worst of a gale force wind storm would pass south of Lake Superior when they got there.  It didn’t.
  6. En route to a steel mill near Detroit, they joined a second freighter, SS Arthur M. Anderson. By the next day, the two ships were caught in a severe storm on Lake Superior, with near hurricane-force winds and waves up to 35 feet high.
  7. Shortly after 7:10 p.m., Edmund Fitzgerald suddenly sank in Canadian (Ontario) waters 530 feet deep, about 17 miles from Whitefish Bay.  It was near the twin cities of Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan, and Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario.  Per the captain’s update, they were headed to the bay to get out of the worst of the storm and could have covered that distance in just over an hour at her top speed after his transmission.
  8. Although Edmund Fitzgerald had reported being in difficulty earlier, no distress signals were sent before she sank.  Captain McSorley’s last message to Arthur M. Anderson said, “We are holding our own.”
  9. Her crew of 29 perished, and no bodies were recovered.

What isn’t known is why.

  1.  Clearly the wind caused the huge lake to grow violent.  But McSorley was known as a bad weather pilot having steered through like conditions in these same waters many, many times before.
  2. Rescue efforts began by air and by sea and quickly.  They were in vain.  A few life vests and a few pieces of wood were all that were ever seen floating aimlessly on the surface.  Why so little after only an hour or two had passed?
  3. One theory is that it’s design (low in the middle when loaded) allowed  the waves to crash repeatedly over the top and unsecured hatches ( a rather common practice then) slowly filled with water causing it to sink.
  4. Another theory is that three consecutive waves, commonly called three sisters, in excess of thirty feet each swamped the cargo areas in rapid fashion without allowing the first nor second wave to slide back into the angry sea.  They could have caused the ship to rapidly sink, explaining the lack of a distress signal.  The SS Arthur Anderson, about 14 miles behind, reported two such waves shortly before all communication with the Fitz was lost.
  5. Yet another theory has the ship thrown into nearby shoals causing it to break up.  Subsequent underwater missions have shown no evidence of that type of damage though.
  6. A final theory had the boat structurally effectively snapping in two on the surface from the pressure in the ship’s middle.  Research teams, due to the two pieces only lying 150 apart on the bottom argue against the surface breakup and for the breakup as it hit the bottom.

    The Edmund Fitzgerald’s original bell recovered and now a museum exhibit.
  7. These research “dives” have photographed the ship split nearly in half though supporting theories two or three above.  The bow is sunk and “stands” vertically at the bottom while the stern is at about a 45 degree angle.  These findings support the weight of the ore, the low middle of the ship, and the sudden disappearance.
  8. Numerous investigations have led to numerous safety improvements since then for crew, cargo, ship design, navigation requirements, and storm notification.  Perhaps some good came of a lot of bad.
  9. No one will ever know what actually happened.

While this story pales in comparison to the mega tragedy story of the Titanic, it still fascinates to this day.  How could a veteran crew sailing in familiar lake waters all perish without a prior word of warning?  In Gordon Lightfoot’s ballad he wondered the same and honored those crew members for it.

 

 

The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald”

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more
Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
[Former version:] That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
[Latter version:] That good ship and crew was a bone to be chewed
When the gales of November came earlyThe ship was the pride of the American side
Coming back from some mill in Wisconsin
As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most
With a crew and good captain well seasoned
Concluding some terms with a couple of steel firms
When they left fully loaded for Cleveland
Then later that night when the ship’s bell rang
Could it be the north wind they’d been feelin’?The wind in the wires made a tattle-tale sound
When the wave broke over the railing
And every man knew, as the captain did too
‘Twas the witch of November come stealin’
The dawn came late and the breakfast had to wait
When the gales of November came slashin’
When afternoon came it was freezing rain
In the face of a hurricane west windWhen suppertime came, the old cook came on deck
Saying, “Fellas, it’s too rough to feed ya.”
[Former version:] At seven PM a main hatchway caved in
[Latter version:] At seven PM it grew dark, it was then
He said, “Fellas, it’s been good to know ya.”
The captain wired in he had water comin’ in
And the good ship and crew was in peril
And later that night when his lights went out of sight
Came the wreck of the Edmund FitzgeraldDoes anyone know where the love of God goes
When the waves turn the minutes to hours?
The searchers all say they’d have made Whitefish Bay
If they’d put fifteen more miles behind her
They might have split up or they might have capsized
They may have broke deep and took water
And all that remains is the faces and the names
Of the wives and the sons and the daughtersLake Huron rolls, Superior sings
In the rooms of her ice-water mansion
Old Michigan steams like a young man’s dreams
The islands and bays are for sportsmen
And farther below, Lake Ontario
Takes in what Lake Erie can send her
And the iron boats go as the mariners all know
With the gales of November remembered[Former version:] In a musty old hall in Detroit they prayed
[Latter version:] In a rustic old hall in Detroit they prayed
In the Maritime Sailors’ Cathedral
The church bell chimed ’til it rang twenty-nine times
For each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
Superior, they said, never gives up her dead
When the gales of November come early