Yesterday here at the global headquarters for BBR.com the temperature at 8 AM was 77. As we gather for a staff meeting we just asked Siri what it is this morning. Her answer was, “Brrrrr, it’s 37.”
Maybe, just maybe, this is enough to convince those “climate deniers” that change is indeed in the air. For further proof, we used the Google search engine courtesy of Al Gore’s internet for any recent updates to this existential threat.
Gore
himself is quite the expert on climate change (formerly known only as global warming) as well. As a former VP, though, his expertise on the climate falls short of current VP Harris’ handle on the US and now the Ukrainian border, but we digress.
The very first article that popped up was courtesy of NOLA.com the virtual newspaper formerly known as The Times-Picayune back when we cut trees down to write. The article, in a nutshell, said that the latest Federal Government research project on rising water levels now projects a two-foot rise at the Louisiana coastline from current levels by 2050 and a four-foot rise by 2100 of the Gulf of Mexico.
This was a modest but not insignificant increase in levels from a previous study by the same team just five years ago. The word dour comes to mind.
As we ready the lifeboats, we climate change ignoramuses have a couple of questions, please and thank you.
One, if the water is going up two feet on the Louisiana coastline by 2050, isn’t it going up by two feet everywhere in the Gulf of Mexico, or for that matter any and everywhere that land touches an ocean worldwide? The old adage, “water seeks its own level” comes to mind. We’re not claiming to be intelligent, just inquisitive.
Are all coast dwellers soon to “sleep with the fishes?” Venice, Italy, are you listening?
Two, Nancy Pelosi is building a swanky mansion on the Florida Gulf Coast for her retirement home as we speak. What does she know that the researchers have overlooked?
Oh, and Barrack Obama and the fam decided that they would like an occasional getaway from the cramped conditions in Martha’s Vineyard. They’re building a second home on the Hawaiian Islands. Will they fly to and fro emitting fossil fuel all along the 3000-mile journey? Heck, maybe the glacier melts and Artic Shelf degradation fallout won’t matter much that far away from the mainland.
Then we wonder why the tops of every single mountain reaching thousands of feet in the Sedona, Arizona air are flat, parallel to the ground there? A little research of our own, not federally funded, tells us that once upon a time the ocean actually was there. The tops of the mountains were the floor of the sea. Let that sink in a bit.
This brings us to the ultimate question. Hasn’t the climate always been changing? Of course, it has. If you don’t believe us ask the dinosaurs.
But, now we need to do something about what nature does on its own. Why? Because mankind (and womankind) is bad. We’re destroying our planet.
It’s why we have more hurricanes and more severe ones at that. No, it isn’t. And, do we even have more and more severe ones? Nah. We have more damage because more folks like Nancy and Barrack live closer to the water than ever, so the damage to lives and property is far worse.
If ending(which you can’t) or greatly reducing fossil fuel consumption is some/most/all of our solution we’ll eventually get close. But, you need communist China and India, and others to jump on board.
And, relative to what Mother Nature does on her own it’s like shooting a BB at a tank anyway. But, shoot away.
All it takes is 30 or 60 or 90 trillion depending on who you ask. AOC thinks 90 and she’s an emerging expert here as well.
And, finally, did you know that the sun is cooling by the year as well? What to do, what to do? Get a match.
Father Time is undefeated, and you shouldn’t mess with Mother Nature.
But, give it a try we will. Oh, and you better get it done by 2050 or you can kiss Louisiana goodbye.
Death? Maybe. But, it is a good transitional word. Maybe both of these candidates are dead to us as Tony Soprano might say. Or, maybe they should be.
Think Jen Psaki for inspiration. She “unanswers” three or more questions in a row daily.
How dare he ask questions that allowed the docs to step outside of the test or vax lines?
We’ve said it before, we’ll say it again. CNN should pivot (we hate that word) to the middle of the political spectrum. They lose straight up in nearly every hour in the ratings to MSNBC for left-leaning viewers. They get smashed by the juggernaut that FOX is. In many hours measured MSNBC and CNN combined don’t reach what FOX does. The middle lane is wide open for market share to be taken and we sense America is wide open for some middle-of-the-road thinking.
claims about performance bonuses for losses. “I take great personal exception to these malicious attacks, and the truth must be known. His allegations are false, malicious, and defamatory.” Predictable. Flores’ lawyers surely know that the NFL is a tight-knit group of deep pockets with great incentive to defend and plenty of in-house legal counsel to help do just that.
had with Bill Belichick is the impetus for claim #1 above. In it, Belichick texts “Sounds like you have landed-congrats!!” Flores texts, “I interview on Thursday.” Belichick back, ” Got it- I hear from Buffalo and NYG that you are their guy.” Belichick thinks he’s texting Daboll (same first name Brian and same spelling). Belichick, “Sorry I f’ed this up. I think they are naming Daboll. I’m sorry about that. BB”
And, it is. And, it has been. It’s kowtowing to a cause. But, teams following the rule as it was intended prove nothing about racial discrimination.
and California Governor Gavin Newsom switched jobs in the middle of the night how long would it take for anyone to notice? Newsom was caught on camera multiple times during the Rams/49ers NFC Championship Game yet again thumbing his non-masked nose at Californians who are under his mandate to mask up while indoors at work, events, and school. He denied doing so. Cameras don’t lie, people do.
Isn’t it past time that old Mitch McConnell for one, arguably the biggest RINO of them all step aside? Just last week he mumbled, “if you look at the statistics, African American voters are voting in just as high a percentage as Americans,” implying that Black voters are not Americans.
Breyer prides himself on not being partisan.