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Q. Does it seem like Elon Musk is three steps ahead of everyone else?
A. Does it seem like Elon Musk is four steps ahead of everyone else?
Q. Is this the loudest fight for free speech in your lifetime?
A. Do you need to reread the answer to question no. 1 above?
Q. Haven’t the conspiracy theorists been leery of having a chip implanted in their bodies so that others can control how we think and who we are?
A. Is (as Musk says it is) Neuralink, launched in 2016 with the goal of developing a chip that would allow the brain to control complex electronic devices and eventually allow people with paralysis to regain motor function, ready to begin testing in humans?
Q. Why did Elon call out Tim Cook publicly on Twitter for pulling 17 million in advertising?
A. Do you, once again, need to reread the answer to question no. 1 above?
Q. Does Apple have, as Ricky Riccardo would say to Lucy, some esplaining to do for aiding China by turning off the airdrop feature in this lockdown?
A. Does Apple’s Cook deliver the iPhone 14 on time and in the quantity desired because of the terrible mess over there, or is his goose cooked?
Q. Does telling people that you are glad that you have tested positive but have mild symptoms because you are vaxxed and boosted make you feel better about your decision?
A. Does telling people you’re glad you wore a condom even though your significant other is pregnant make you feel better?
Q. Did Joe Biden walk off of the stage yesterday with the microphone in hand still in the ready-to-talk position?
A. Did someone forget to type “put down microphone after speech” on his note cards?
Q. Did Canadian PM Trudeau say “Everyone in China should be allowed to protest? We will continue to ensure that China knows we stand for human rights?”
A. Didn’t Trudeau send out his police to arrest truckers protesting in Canada last year?
Q. Is Mitch McConnell really all in on giving more money to Ukraine?
A. Is there even a war being fought in Ukraine, or is this the biggest money laundering scheme since, well, ever? How much money are all of the EU nations combined giving?
Q. Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?
A. Why are we having this debate anyway?
You want answers? We have questions.
Comment section
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Oh Boy, anyone consider eating this elephant one bite at a time? is Justin Trudeau really “CLEAR” or have the Scientology Team got it wrong?
Elon Musk is way ahead, but remember: If you’re a mile ahead of the parade, you ain’t leading it. His ego will not allow him to get reeled in so its going to be a rough day in court. His money boys(Larry Ellison) will face the music and end up with blue bird’s folly.
Tim Cook is just getting started. What happens if you cant install the twitter app on any apple device? Way more damage takes place than a measly ad budget.
And RIP Gaylord Perry. May his dancing knuckleball live on in his memory.
From 1972-75 he threw 111 complete games. A knuckle is easier on the arm but you still have to have it working all game to stay in…..
I’m betting on Elon over Timmy but I’m betting on Apple over Twitter.
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