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Holy Ice Cream, Batman!
You remember that noted health nut Jerry Nadler, don’t you? On the national impeachment stage he played the role of Robin. He was quite the actor, though the green tights seemed a bit binding at times.
Adam Schiff reprised the role of Adam West and starred as Batman. Once Catwoman, aka Nancy Pelosi, shone the green light high into the DC night the caped crusader duo went about fighting all of the crimes that The Joker, well played by Donald Trump, committed.
The play played nonstop for what seemed like forever. As the trio carried the impeachment articles down the hall of Congress, another villain snuck onto the world stage. His name is COVID-19.
After the two impeachment votes failed in the Senate it seemed like ole Jerry went into the deep freeze like The Penguin, or even like Joe Biden. #WhereIsJoe and #WhereIsJerry? Well, this week Jerry surfaced. Rumors abound, that like a penguin, Jerry was enjoying the chill in Nancy Pelosi’s side by side twin Sub Zero freezers. There is so much ice cream to hide under it’s like heaven to Jerry. Is it a new character opportunity perhaps?
Nadler, now mostly thawed, tweeted yesterday. “We need to come together to beat this disease, not attack each other and divide the country. This is a disgrace.” Oh, the irony. It’s as thick as a tub of Ben and Jerry’s Fudge Brownie Chocolate.
Did Nadler’s actions around Impeachment help the country come together? And, eight weeks into the fight Jerry decides to weigh(careful now) in now? Did Nancy, with the old sweater tied just so around her shoulders, help too by showing off her stache of decadence? Three weeks ago, Adam Schiff floated the idea that his Intelligence Committee would begin looking into who knew what and when about this “disease” as Jerry calls it. That’s lending a helping hand right in the middle of it.
Fear not though, Nancy told the nation on Sunday that Congress would remain recessed until May 4th, unless there was a major crisis. Hello? Anyone home? Oops, sorry, apparently everyone is home.
“Come together.” It sounds so inclusive. It sure beats “Together Apart.”
Will Jerry have another part on a national stage soon? We can only hope that this crime-fighting team can “come together” one more time to provide us with the great entertainment we’ve come to expect.
After all, there is only so much Netflix left to watch, together of course.
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There is a new Ben and Jerry’s flavor named after Nadler, Pelosi and Shiff called
Dumb and Dumber and Dumbest
It contains no artificial or natural intelligence and lots of proprietary pieces of Shiff
Is it free for all?
I hope that he’s looking into the unconstitutionality of approving stimulus spending without a floor vote in Congress. Appalling what we accept from this over privileged class.
What flavor of the 33 is your favorite?
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